Sim Stapler Arena 1.0

The first true office equipment simulator, SimStapler© brings all of the thrill and excitement of a “real” stapler right to your computer screen! Untill now, the dream of stapling without a stapler remained just that, a dream. Only with the latest advances in virtual reality technologies has that dream become a true reality! Today, anyone with a multi-thousand dollar Macintosh computer, color monitor, keyboard and mouse, can enjoy the act of virtually stapling, without the expense and bother of a “real” stapler. It has been said that it is humanity’s imagination that sets us apart from the beasts of the field. Now, your children can learn to be more human by imagining they are stapling two sheets of paper together, with SimStapler©. Having ones children be “human” isn’t the only benefit of SimStapler©. Adults can pretend they are stapling three or more pages together. They can even imagine they are stapling one thousand pages together. Try THAT with a “real” stapler! Perhaps you would like to staple the Declaration of Independence to the Magna Carta? Or, your phone bill to the Book of Kells? With SimStapler© and your imagination it’s “no problem!”