I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling 1.0

More Loot Than You Can Shake A Stick At

I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling is a game where you obtain and open loot boxes. There is no in-game currency, meaning that you have to earn your loot boxes through one of several simple methods.

Between Affection And Persistence

The contents of loot boxes here vary wildly, and skew, as you'd expect from a parody, towards the mundane or obviously worthless. There are several extremely rare outcomes that a dedicated player would have to toil for a long time to ever see, if luck isn't on their side. Of course, the game is simple enough that playing it for that long would be more a matter of patience than anything.

Between Being A Game And Being A Parody

For those who dislike the "loot crate" trend in games today, I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling will be welcome from start to finish. With its hilariously stacked odds, brutal honesty, and total lack of ways to get boxes except in-game currency, it's a parody both firm and forward. If you haven't played games like Overwatch or Star Wars: Battlefront with loot boxes of some sort, though, or if you don't mind loot boxes as a mechanic, this title might miss you.